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these aren't any of my clients, but they're funny nonetheless..

Client: "Hey - in the screenshot of the HTML layout you've sent me none of the links is working. Can you fix this?"

*sigh*

***Three years ago I worked as a tech support for webhosting at an ISP in Sweden. One day an older man called me and introduced himself as an "experienced ( Read more... )

Freddie Mitchell to Denver for a 30 pack of Coors Light. Shanahan and Reid went back and forth and finally agreed on the compensation. First, Shanahan only wanted to part with a 6 pack, but Reid held his ground and demanded at least a 24 pack of Coors bottles or a 30 pack of Coors Light cans.

seriously though - looks like he may go to Denver for

haha

is it really accurate for me to call this journal my 'brain dump' any more? if so, the contents of my brain are pretty pathetic.. i update as often as the phillies make the playoffs, and my performance when there is like that of dykstra without the steroids and gambling ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that the most wholly unsatisfying and unfulfilling things to do is to implement someone elses design. It's like having an artist plan out every brush stroke of a painting, then just being the guy whose attached to the brush ( Read more... )

I just wanted to thank everyone who was able to make it to my birthday thing at Dave and Buster's, and apologize to those who ran late and didn't get there quite in time. I very much appreciate that you would all come out and have some relaxing fun, and apologize also if I seemed apathetic or in the least bit ungracious. Those who really know me ( Read more... )

Like many other tales, projects, and women in my life, my l33t g33k entry remains frustratingly unfinished. I've shot my load, so now I'm rolling over and falling asleep.

Moving on.

So this past monday, after a rousing night of Hibach-ery at A-1 Steak house, I borrow my father's work van to get the couch out of our garage and into Mykey's. ( Read more... )

Art: I didn't get a chance to ask you when was the last time we fiddled around with pike's orphans?
Me: that's sick man. they're not even dead yet.

Okay, before you go and call the authorities on Art, there is a perfectly legitimate statement on a technical level, given the project we're working on.

Now, call the cops.

This is not the finale of my last post - I haven't finished living that story yet so I can't very well just lie and make shit up can I?

So this weekend I was captured by aliens, big beautiful buxom aliens who wanted to use me as their sex slaves to populate the next generation of super-human/alien beings. But being a man of conviction, I stood ( Read more... )