"I just want to get my money's worth." - Art I've never seen an Art happier than the day he not only exchanged another pair of pants, but received $18 back because they were on sale
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is she being sarcastic? hmm....jazzymonkeyFebruary 17 2004, 17:10:55 UTC
boy im sure glad i patiently wait a year for this...but seriously though, i dont get old guys in hats either. Maybe some soccer mom in a mini van will run them over.
I hate people that drive slow, especialy if there's some realy big sale that I'm trying to get to.
I also hate toxic-mutation cars. They are usualy driven by the Greenpeace people, who hate republicans, and hug trees. Their arrogant, self-centered driving causes inumerable hazards. I just want to conlude by saying that I don't wish death on anyone at the time of this writing. Thank you.
For next years halloween party I am going to be dressed as an old guy in a hat and I will cut in front of people walking around and then stop abruptly, or just start walking real slow. This is also known as the game called, "does this take 1 or 2 minutes to get annoying?".
Sidenote: reading this entry, did anyone else picture ron hypervenalating the entire time and then after finishing it collapsing into his seat... lay there motionless for a few moments. With great effort reaching for the mouse, pressing submit, shaking his head, then getting up and walking to his car and practically crying moments later when he is cut off by another soccer van? No? Cause I can totally see it.
CorrectionpyromanticFebruary 24 2004, 20:32:07 UTC
I hate to be anal...um but the correct merging technique is to actually be going faster than the traffic on the road and find a spot and then slow down.
And yes I do see Ron freaking out while writing this. Kinda like Gollum trying to get at the ring the first time you see him in the Two Towers....as a matter of fact...Ron's new name is Gollum. They both have tiny heads.
Re: CorrectionronchalantFebruary 25 2004, 10:15:11 UTC
I did state that if possible the person should be going faster than traffic, but I didn't want to get too aggressive.. we're talking about people that learn slower than they drive - baby steps Dave, baby steps.
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bask in the glory that is my rant.
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I also hate toxic-mutation cars. They are usualy driven by the Greenpeace people, who hate republicans, and hug trees. Their arrogant, self-centered driving causes inumerable hazards. I just want to conlude by saying that I don't wish death on anyone at the time of this writing. Thank you.
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Sidenote: reading this entry, did anyone else picture ron hypervenalating the entire time and then after finishing it collapsing into his seat... lay there motionless for a few moments. With great effort reaching for the mouse, pressing submit, shaking his head, then getting up and walking to his car and practically crying moments later when he is cut off by another soccer van? No? Cause I can totally see it.
-tony
tommorow, yours may be the life I save
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the only time I see Art happier than getting $18 back is when he's threatening a major corporation (HP, Sears, whatever)
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And yes I do see Ron freaking out while writing this. Kinda like Gollum trying to get at the ring the first time you see him in the Two Towers....as a matter of fact...Ron's new name is Gollum. They both have tiny heads.
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