Last time on Meet an eccentric in cyberspace, Dave and I were about to dominate a couple guys.

In beer pong.

So me and the jewish snow angel have but one cup of shitty beer to hit at the end of the table.

Brick.

Airball.

Brick.

Not even a brick ( Read more... )

Is the anticipation getting to you? Oh, I've been called a cock-tease before, but this truly cruelty. I know the buildup to Part Deux has already forced one of my fans to cream his pants repeatedly (don't worry angel, your snowy secret is safe with me), and I know we're all praying for little Timmy O'Toole, who flung himself down a well at the ( Read more... )

I've been too busy to write up Part Deux, but I wanted to let all those who care know that the reason Lavar Arrington is Redskins Linebacker in all video games is because he is not part of the NFLPA (NFL Players Association), which means the game companies would have to pay him directly.

That is all.

What a weekend ( Read more... )

Heading to Max's halloweeny party in a few ... I'm gonna look so hot.

This entry is mostly an excuse to bump myself to the top of everyone's friends list ... how about some comments on my new icon? Is it me??

My snowboard stands lonely in the corner of my room, untouched by natural light for months. I've tried to hide her, to shield myself from her charms, hoping not to torture myself with thoughts of that which I cannot have. But it's in our nature to want all that you cannot have. We move in this life from one yearning to the next, fully convinced ( Read more... )

Day two of my intrepid march against mediocrity, and I find myself bathing in ignorance. But at least I'm clean ( Read more... )

Breaking on the charts at #37 on the Pope's Top 40 list (also known as 'Signs of the Apocalypse' or 'Reasons you should feel bad about feeling good') is a little number known as "Ron's journal update for the new millenium: the second coming of your LJ Lord". So my little children, pour yourself a cup of refreshing kool-aid (Read more... )

Ron, start writing again, this is rediculous!

Gdogfunkyfresh: why don' tyou update your journal
ronchalant: because I'm lazy
Gdogfunkyfresh: get drunk and do it