Chapter One - Its So Hard to be a Pro

[ronin_vagabond]

- In one of my travels on the bizzare space known to man as, the internet, "Shlonnorbonz," as it is known in other planets, I have come across a blog of a "Pro" gamer in a game called, "DOTA." What the fuck does DOTA mean anyway? Driving On The Air? Dead On The Automat? Defrying Olives That Aren't? Anyway, the gruesome details can be seen as such

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[anonymous]

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[ronin_vagabond]

What?