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I do not enjoy the concept of "butt sex." Who in their right minds would like to get fucked up in the ass? AND while we're on the subject, who would want to put their boner in someone else's ass?! Shit happened there, LITERALLY BITCHES, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. They still persist on doing it! Yuck! The viruses and diseases that ( Read more... )

Apocalypse is a pretty funny concept when you stop to think about it. People actually want to know WHEN it happens! Its a fucking morbid fascination. They want to be there when it happens. Personally, I want to see the supposedly gigantic ten headed, 16 horned, snake tongued "beast." That would be pretty interesting. And the "New Babylon" where it ( Read more... )

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I went down from the jeepney ( Read more... )

A wanderer carrying a duffel bag walks into a bar ( Read more... )

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- In one of my travels on the bizzare space known to man as, the internet, "Shlonnorbonz," as it is known in other planets, I have come across a blog of a "Pro" gamer in a game called, "DOTA." What the fuck does DOTA mean anyway? Driving On The Air? Dead On The Automat? Defrying Olives That Aren't? Anyway, the gruesome details can be seen as such ( Read more... )