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today's moment of internet zen
a spam message in my email today bore the headline
"WITH VIAGRA PRO YOU CAN MAKE A HOLLOW IN A TREE WITH YOUR PENIS" -
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From here on out, my stated goal in life is to earn enough money to buy an ovation breadwinner off of ebay.
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the ultimate band name resource
http://www.unfortu.net/anagrammap/
it's a map of the london metro, with all the names translated into anagrams. -
an army of one
"Thanks to 1st Lt. William "Eddie" Rebrook IV for kicking in $700.00 to reduce the federal deficit. After being injured in January 2005 by a roadside bomb that fractured his arm and severed an artery, Rebrook was evacuated to a military hospital, then underwent seven operations and eight months of therapy. Due to continuing range of motion problems ( Read more... ) -
cheeky monkey
"I'm shooting a special for MTV and they told me all I had to do was push my lips out a little and the monkey would give me a peck, but instead she rammed her tongue inside my mouth and swept it all around in a circle.
She touched every inch in there! It was the most disgusting thing ever!"
- Jessica Alba
