so last night my dream was four original episodes of the simpsons, entirely formed out of my subconscious, all of which took place in outer space. see, the earth was destroyed, so the simpsons and the flanders are the only surviving humans, living on a space station which is now known as the united states. there's a small asteroid orbiting the ( Read more... )

the headline on yahoo news tonight read "millions more may face AMT in 2006" and i was like FUCK YEAH!!! until i found out that they meant Alternative Minimum Tax, not Acid Mothers Temple. lame.

i don't want to overstate the point or descend into hysterical rhetoric, but i just discovered the greatest musical event in human history. Harry & the Potters
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Born in the 50s looking so bold ( Read more... )

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today's interesting tidbit of information i found: ewan mcgregor's uncle was the guy who played wedge antilles in the original star wars movie.

this is a myspace bulletin made by a girl on the hoodlums friends list named allie ( Read more... )

Ion went crazy and tore apart a toy that has been lying in the same spot for three months, and in which she had no previous interest. now she's just picking up the squeaker and putting it down in different places, and picking it up again. weird. maybe i spoke the secret code word that unlocked her programming to kill the stuffed squeaking ( Read more... )

i miss my van