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2 pieces of solid potensch, and 1 that's balls
Option A] Work in some testicular retail job until my visa runs out, then fuck off to wherever
Option B] Leave Melbourne behind for Brisbane, where a potential games position lies. Not any position though, but one that will last me the rest of my time in Australia, and be a further feather in my THQ cap. Definitely appealing were it not for ( Read more... ) -
Alright, fuck it, let's do this
So, what's changed?
1] I'm now living in Melbourne, Australia
2] My latest 3 occupations have been in the tech industry, namely QA testing. That is to say, suck my dick, I play games for a living, bitches
3] In my first QA job, I had to travel 2 hours to get to work by train (that's awaking at 4.30am to you and me, kids) and the same amount of ( Read more... ) -
Still here
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Two in a row? Someone pinch you, it's your lucky day!
Okay, now for more of an "up-to-date" style affair encompassing what could possibly be considered some of the most important life-happenings of all time. Where to begin... let's take it from that bit there *points*To begin with, hello! Yes, t'has been many a winter since the nimble, and yet strong fingers of my hand have graced the keyboard ( Read more... ) -
An entry I started writing about a year ago, and decided to just hurry up and finish now...
Now, allow me to initiate an instant shock. I'm writing a journal entry, after roughly half a year from my last. Now two things can be surmised from this absence. The first, is that I've kinda given up on the classic "blogging" of which I grew so fond. The second, is that in order for me to break this silence, shit must've got wild. And let me ( Read more... ) -
A tale of zombies, and bombs
I just had a fucking supawesome dream, allow me to set the scene ( Read more... ) -
Smothered in AGE
Well, here we are. Another day, another year gone by. Twenty four eh? Bleh. As I'm sure I have analogised prior, this age is like the middle afro. You get the small afro, neat and awesome, then you get the HUGE afro, large and awesome. I am that middle ground which is shit. In other words, I'm no longer this spring chicken, nor am I quite ( Read more... ) -
Alabastard
BIDOOF!! Like an unknown pokemon, I stride back into the plains of LJ from the long grass of absence. Oh yeah baby, it's time to get analogical. T'has been a while my friends. Too long some might say, but... fuck those pricks. And in this expanse, what has been happening? A great, bubbling shit pit of fuck all and nothing. Well, that's being ( Read more... ) -
New year, sans happy
What can I say other than 2008 could not have started off any worse. I mean literally, on the very second of it's passing, the fucking second was as bad as it could have gotten. I am both sick to my stomach, and fucking angry. Not a single fucking thing can I think of to make this pass. And so I ask you this. Why do I set myself up for this ( Read more... ) -
This one's comin' alive little momma...
Hokay, so here's RooCH (chillin'). That is a sweet RooCH you might sayWRANG! Anywhey, I'm currently sat in my room, the makings of a sore throat and the anticipation of a soon-to-be amputee. What am I anticipating? Well, a good fucking night to be quite honest ( Read more... )