In the city, Ryan and I recited lines from "Rejected": My spoon is too big, I'm a banana, Do you want to see a movie?, I am the queen of France, etc. We got to the, "Life is good!" quote and said it over and over as a woman in a wheelchair, who also had an eyepatch, rolled by us. What are the chances?? Wheelchair AND eyepatch?? Ryan thinks the ( Read more... )

There's an unattended NutriGrain bar with one bite out of it on the printer table and I'm totally eyeing it.

I am a disgusting human being.

I am George Costanza.

Drinking unlimited soda and eating unlimited food, going up to what you think is your table and chugging water from what you think is your glass only to discover you went to the wrong table and drank from someone else's glass, wearing tennis shoes with a fancy dress, dancing and not caring how crazy you look, singing so loudly that your throat ( Read more... )

Some kid keeps printing really big pictures of Jackie Chan and I'm thinking that's gotta stop.

(Ok, it doesn't really have to stop. Actually, I'd prefer it not stop, because I think it's pretty awesome. I just wanted to throw an "Emperor's New Groove" quote in there.)

It appears as if Ralph Ellison's 'The Invisible Man' is, in fact, invisible, for it doesn't exist ANYWHERE. Every copy was checked out at the Pratt library. It was sold out in the bookstore. Matt even drove me to the nearby Brooklyn Public Library, and it wasn't there (which isn't too surprising considering I own more books than that horribly ( Read more... )

Another fabulous Thanksgiving has passed. I got back to the room to discover that Jodie and Sean had put tape from one headboard to the other so as to create a tape cave on my bed. It's really elaborate. The Prank War continues. If anyone has ideas on how to get Jodie back, please email me asap ( Read more... )

Yes! Yes! I did it! Granted, I didn't do it very well, but my revision is DONE ( Read more... )

In the bathroom stall, someone wrote, "What ever happened to revolution for the hell of it?"

Another person responded, "There has never been revolution for the hell of it."

Two days of school until Thanksgiving break seems like so much.

The weather was perfect today. New York City is perfect ( Read more... )