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If I were to open a jellybean factory I think that I would disallow the production of those white jellybeans. Because white jelly beans always suck. And I hate them. I fucking hate them. Other than that jellybeans are a-ok. I would eat 50 barrels of them. But then I would be awfully sick. One Christmas vacation I had the flu and all I could do was ( Read more... )

This song is badass, and if you say otherwise youre a stupid fuck ( Read more... )

I’m kind of proud to say that growing up I never went through all the hiding places in my house looking for hidden Christmas presents. I just never saw the sense of it because it’s not like you’d be able to open them, I guess some people are just impatient. And some people are stupid. Most. You know some think that Christmas is too commercialized. ( Read more... )

I love it when I see people I haven’t seen in a long time and I notice that they have gotten really fat. Is that wrong of me? Perhaps, perhaps. Oh well. I just think it’s really funny. I love when people just let themselves go. It just makes you feel better about yourself. I just tell it like I see it, kids. Don’t be hatin’ on a nigga. Anyway, I ( Read more... )

Normally I don’t write twice in one day but something has been bothering me as of late and I just felt like complaining about it. You know what I hate? Liars. I lie quite a bit, I’ll be the first to admit that. But I usually don’t lie about anything important. Some people though, well, they have no moral code whatsoever and that really pisses me ( Read more... )

Okay, look at this.

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Going to buy a Christmas tree is a lot like going to a slave auction, only instead of people, its trees. I really wonder where all those precut trees come from. I suppose there must be Christmas tree farms or something. I’m no humanitarian, or animaltarian, or treetarian, or really a -terian of any kind, but I do think it’s a little fucked up to ( Read more... )

So i figured out how to put pictures on, thanks to my dearest cousin Laura, the only problem is its gigantic. Oh well. I wanted to put this picture up. Its a butterfly thats trapped in a spiders web and was just perfectly stuck there outside a window at my house. I saw it a few months ago and it made me very sad. Sort of a metaphor for how we all ( Read more... )

If I told you I had anything useful or insightful to say right now, I have to admit that I’d be spewing a big steaming heap of lies in your direction, but when has that ever stopped me from rambling before? I have a confession to make. I have never once used pepper on anything. I don’t indorse pepper. I don’t know where it comes from, I don’t know ( Read more... )