I want to go to a gun show so bad. I keep seeing these billboards for them everywhere and they just ease me with their clever advertisemental skills. The signs usually say something to the extent of- GUN SHOW Nov 23-25, and I buy into it fucking hook line and sinker. Bastards. I’d head on down to the gun show and peruse the various guns and gun ( Read more... )

Another fucking survey, stolen, scaliwagged, bootleged, bamboozled, hoodwink, and swindled from that rousing lad tyler lott. I'm calling you out sir. To a gentlemans duel to the death, pistols, 2o paces- DAWN ( Read more... )

This is a survey that no one has ever done before me and anyone who claims that I stole it from them is in fact using code talk to try and tell you that they are gay. All must understand this ( Read more... )

Okay, fucks, i have neither the time nor the energy to bother writing anything new so i figred i'd play the old game that i love so very much- The Tranlation Game. Remember the rules? Okay, I'll recap. I take a previously written entry from me, I'm gonna use a nice long one from last december, and i take that previously written entry and translate ( Read more... )

When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers ( Read more... )

Okay, so I haven’t written an entry in a while so I’ll go ahead and make one now. Wahoo. I have something to share, and that is that I am the frozen bubble master. I play frozen bubble waaaaaaaaay too much. I used the extra A’s for emphasis you see. Its so god damn addicting. It’s like Java Crack. And to be honest, I don’t even know what the fuck ( Read more... )

If I could open my arms ( Read more... )

why am i the only person who doesnt know how to put pictures on livejournal?

We're living in repetition ( Read more... )

Okay, I know I said I’d do the telling everyone what I think about them thing, and I will, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Crawl out of my ass already. For now I had a great idea that goes with all my Halloween Horror Nights musings. It’s a handy guide on how to survive the event if you ever go. Specifically I’ll focus on how to avoid ( Read more... )