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[roommates4eva]

Why the internet is a terrible place:

The 5 most baffling fanfiction sex scenes according to someone.

Comments

[nerys29]

I sat in Caribou Coffee laughing my ass off to this while the other customers probably wondered what was wrong with me.

It was genius.

[roommates4eva]

I think that maybe the three of us should come up with one of these. I vote for Anque Me Vida Questa.

[nerys29]

But the thing with that is, all of the pairings were ridiculous. Like, Viggo Mortensen and Cartman get it on, that would be a quality fic. And they meet at cosmic bowling. In Winnipeg. Or something.

[roommates4eva]

Please write that.