Dear Mariah Carey,
    You are ten million times cooler now that I know you sampled Talking Heads.
Love, Roopa

i'm homesick

i hate housing

( okiedokie )

New Year Resolutions Which Won't Come True:
1. Stop talking behind people's backs.
2. Stop lying.
3. Go to the Gym.
4. Floss
5. Sleep earlier.

I am thoroughly disapointed in my Jazz class.

I applaud your efforts to bring back social communication and intellectual stipulation, but please do it away from my building when it is 1:40 in the morning, you loud mob.

I smell like chlorine [or maybe I just smell it] but I have not gone swimming.

I found my watch that I had lost. I am bored.

How do I shrink everything I do not want shrunk? shrank? shranken? shrunken?