Problem ( Read more... )

Splunge.

Corrugated cardboard is dead sexy.

Little hidden conduits of pyroclastic sperm.

Hooorah.

I like Killing Joke.. execpt the lead singer (Jaz) looks like a twat.

Not that he can help it me thinks.

I saw them in Liverpool on Friday night.

I have a teabag under my tongue.

I have decided I want to own a crazy golf course ( Read more... )

This is an email conversation between myself and my friend.. EriK.. he works on the other side of the Mersey to me ( Read more... )

I was outside work about ten minutes ago and a girl walked up to me and offered me sex.. just like that ( Read more... )

I feel a little silly posting this here because it's on my IAM page.. and the only people that read this are on IAM.. ho-humdiddly-hurrumph.. anyway ( Read more... )

Woops-a-

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On the way to work this morning I found a box of Sherbet Fountains discarded at the side of the road.. it was raining but the box was dry.

I liberated them.

I am wary of eating them though.

What to do?

IM ANDY N UM REELLY GAY ( Read more... )