someone should hook me up with a sweet day job. I'm sick of missing out on my youth working nights ( Read more... )

I know you might roll your eyes at this....

but I'm so glad that you exist.

yes, fuck washington. every day i'm reminded that i have nothing here. i've made some great memories but the substance isn't there, california i'm coming back to you.

do you believe that we are all innately good?

Nothing beats having your girlfriend come into your room and waking you up just in time to watch the showcase showdown on The Price Is Right.

Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.

OK, so I fucked on my challenge to not drink. Karma came back to me tenfold though so I got what I deserved. Let's just say I'm gonna really cool it on the drinking now...it's just turning me into a bad person and having bad consequences. I kinda let Sarah down, which I feel horrible, but that'll be the last promise to her I ever break...ever... ( Read more... )

Man, I'm hella bored so I'm gonna make everyone else bored by reading this ( Read more... )

Well let's recap what I did this weekend ( Read more... )

I never thought I'd say this but I'm having a great time by not drinking ( Read more... )

I have quite the announcement ( Read more... )