I'm going away for a few days, Joe is roadtripping me to see NIN. Trent Reznor. mmmm.

Other than that i'm not holding anything together well.

rhi, was awesome to see you this morning, sorry I wasn't more sociable!

xx

OH PLEASE makeout right against the bar, then go and grind each other against the wall in the corner. I KNOW a stripbar is THE MOST romantic place EVER. I understand. And WOW your girlfriend is SO LUCKY when she goes to the bathroom, and you start crackinng onto another chick. In the disabled toilet.

Urgh.

http://rolcats.com/

You'll LOVE IT

Yes, we did amazing on the bar the past FOUR days, yes, Lisa Lewis is a lot of fun and a very cool, down to earth chick, yes, we all had a good ol party (cept the sober one, me)- but NONE of us like fucktard-cunt-rugby-dick twats who ( Read more... )

“A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

The last two days we have been raped by literally hundreds of Sevens people drinking our bar dry, and giving us all their money. Yay, but...

I'm exhausted, and not looking forward to tomorrow night, its going to be killer. But i need an outfit!!!

I'm quite puzzled as to why Joe has put a watermelon in my chest of drawers.

I just realised how awesome my friends are ( Read more... )

I jsut got back from the longest funeral ever.

I broke down in my eulogy.

Its finally hitting me.

Hello 2009.

First death of the year.

Great.

( SLEEVEAGE )