I have yummy vegan cookies of doom, that have just came from my oven, and now I am going to eat them ALL bitches ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to me! I am 22.  Happy birthday also to my mummy, who is 51.

:)

Much drunkeness shall continue....

Oh dear sweet jesus.

I drank like I did want to live anymore.  And now my liver is killing me.

Dinner with my parents in two hours, and I have to look sober... oh. christ.

Ow ow ow ow

Well, that was a crappy night ( Read more... )

Specifically YOU Stephanie and YOU rhiannon ( Read more... )

HELP ( Read more... )

Strippers
I manage a stripbar. Hillarity ensues. While some are you stereotypical strippers (drug fucked, drunkards, fucked in the head etc), many are lovely people with AMAZING minds. Some of the best conversations I've had have been with these gals, they're my family.

Tattoos
I have a few.  I have two sleeves- one is hummingbirds and Costa ( Read more... )

As some of you know, I've had a white-tail spiderbite on my face for around a month now, and its JUST nearly cleared up, bastard ( Read more... )

Okay. This year can just fuck off now,

give me, just ONE week with no dramas. Or ex boyfriends. Or friend-rapers. Or deaths. Or ghosts.

Please?

Other than this, I am okay. Just mopey, but still eating pies and being me.

North Dakota sucks hard, http://www.kxmc.com/getArticle.asp?ArticleId=333726

NIN WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC