School is driving me crazy. I'm having a hard time getting into see a adviser to set up my fall schedule. I tried to get in to myspace but it would not let me look at any ones pic, and it would not let me set up a screen name of my own. I'm so bord. I can't sleep. I would post a pic of Chris and Sammie, but you have to be paying for your account to ( Read more... )

I have two turtles. I have been really busy with school and work and with other things, so their tank got a little neglected. So, I decided to come home early a few days ago and clean out their tank. Well, it was really gorse and it took me over an hour to clean, fill and get ready to put the turtles back in the tank. Anyway, I got the water ( Read more... )

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife ( Read more... )

My little smile guy has XX over his eyes. I do feel better but i'm still sick. I hope all is well with all of you. Cheer up today is Thursday, and tomorrow is Friday, and that means the weekend is almost here. Don't forget that we have to change our clocks this weekend. See... Just one more thing to look forward too: A whole extra hour to sleep.

ONE: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully ( Read more... )

Prince George's County Counsel did not overturn the Ban on Pit Bulls. They stink...

Ok, I said something to one friend and she misunderstood me. Then she called another friend and then they both got upset with each other. And now it a mess. One called me and told me that they got into a fight. I try to call the other but she didn't answer. (I think she hung up on me) so I text her instead. She is really upset and hopefully I will ( Read more... )

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen ( Read more... )

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built ( Read more... )

My Brother has a pretty neat job. He is a stage hand, and sometimes he get to bring home some cool stuff. Well tonight he work for a cooking expo and he came home with a lobster, and not just any left over lobster. A 20 to 25 pound lobster that was still alive. They debated over how to cook it for about a hour and now it is on our grill because we ( Read more... )