Look at this thing I made:


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I am a tamale in its husk, a pinto bean inside the pod, a shy wily hermit, supine, emitting cooing sounds and tapping my fingers together. Today I broached the outdoors and collected some yellow leaves. Where is Rosemary? They ask. Clearly she is not a good friend. She is hiding reading writing doing seeing thinking brainiac thoughts. OK ( Read more... )

Science nerd frat boys are an understudied breed. From no other member of the collegiate student body will you hear phrases such as "Biochem is SWEET" and "Dude, I totally dominated that MCAT." It is this specimen of male that always leaves me head-scratching. Do they adopt the naive macho persona in order to subdue their bookwormish tendencies ( Read more... )

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A crying black kid tried to sell me five-dollar cheese nips.

My brain is so retarded that whenever I put my bike in 2nd gear I can't get the "Friends" theme song out of my head. omg kill me.

Poll facecrook

Conceptualizing the ultimate life plan consumes my braincore as of late ( Read more... )

I got you an abacus and a used Gundam Wing folder for xmas.

All I want to do is take bubble baths with cucumber slices over my eyes and listen to experimental jazz.

My dad and I have been completing the Xmas Mission for 3 straight days driving in the beat-up 1963 Rambler. New bonding experiment.