guess what kids, i'm applying for a spot on the radio. does anyone have a good theme or deejay name idea that i could steal and use? help me fast i have to turn it in before thursday. thanks!

I shoved my way to the front to see the hives! For some reason I wanted to touch that hottie lead singer so bad and I was this close to grabbing his sweaty little Swedish hand. Oh so close but too short to cut it. The crowd sang the lyrics so loud that sometimes I couldnt even hear the real singer at all, but I loved it anyway ( Read more... )

yay reid will be with me at ut i am so happy!

I want to meet radio art boys that wear eye glitter. I guess that's a little too much to ask.

I'm pretty sure that serena and fat hate me now. what am i saying, of course they do, i gave them matching t-shirts for their engagement gift. and we drew a picture of fat as serena's ball and chain on the card. i guess it was only funny to me ( Read more... )

The lady asked the busdriverman, "where's my bike?"

and he said, "oh i left it four blocks back. It dragged for a good while."

Lady: "What??? Why didnt you tell me?"

Busdriverman: "I told you you didn't put it on the rack right. You just didnt listen."

She was about to punch him in the face.

LOS ANGELES- Rembrants members Danny Wilde and Phil Solem announced yesterday that they were "really glad" they wrote the theme song for the popular NBC sitcom "Friends." "I never expected 'I'll Be There For You' to be a theme song. Every time people hear it, they'll think of us," Wilde told reporters. Though the duo still performs music, both ( Read more... )

I made a run for the border with my dad today. As we were waiting at the drive thru for our taco specials, I couldn't help but notice the pristine SUV in front of us ( Read more... )

In kindergarten, I had a white pet mouse named Amodaus. Now that I think about it, we kept his cage on the back of my toilet. I guess it smelled bad. Anyway, on several occasions we looked in his cage and he was gone! And we always found him swimming in the toilet (jk buddy!) i mean prowling around in his nearby food bag. and he had plenty of ( Read more... )

Well basically the London Boys are pretty awesome.

I mean, who else comes up with lyrics like:

Making fun of people's wrong, Wrong!
Demolition's wrong, Wrong!

and,

M-I-D-I midi, the midi dance!

Too bad they died in a car crash in '96, cuz those gay black boys would've been a zolo awesome hit.

Also, this has nothing to do with the London Boys ( Read more... )