rose: nick just called the police!
brandinnn: haha!
brandinnn: YES
brandinnn: for what!
rose: retardation
brandinnn: hahaha!
brandinnn: but really what was his excuse
rose: he got some lysol in his eye or something

m99: "hello police, i am retarded"

brandinnn: "i got lysol in my eye" "well be right over"

well basically brandin just finds all the awesome things while i'm too busy laughing at ridiculously ugly elephant purses. red headphone-sunglasses are probably the best invention i can think of.

who wants to dance with me this weekend while everyone's at acl? probably no one i bet.

i need to meet ut people faster. where are the rock stars?

I better stop being a shygirl because car and brandy are gonna write fishfaggot on my forehead if I dont meet a new person everyday in collegeland.

i love these discarded photos we found at chuck E.

friends, you rock my world in every possible way.

B:(looks at slide) What is that, a picture of Jesus? Me: I think it's a cavern.

i mean, if I was a fancy lawyer, I'd display my glasses/business cards in style.

I think the best part was when the chicken twirled around and I opened the golden egg to find a small plastic maze. Spending 25 cents on a fake quarter was also amusing.

Oh Logan's Run and Vincent are my new favorites.

PS. Harm Harm has a new and improved website.


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Brandin jumped on my bed and woke me up from a dream in which he was singing an operatic song about his new band, The New Blue Ghost Girls. He spilled the crayons, red, yellow, blue, green and marshmallow, and said that every time two crayons broke, the band issued a new coloring book. At their shows they had a robot with UFO headphones on a

Brandin and I gleefully enjoy throwing small objects at each other's eyes. Sometimes we use guitar picks, or a tiny plastic ball, sometimes rocks. Ok maybe not rocks. To play, we sit at opposite ends of the table, hold our eyes extra wide open with our fingers and take turns throwing. The current running eye catch score is 9-7, with Brandin in ( Read more... )

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Anyone and everyone, gimme your address and I promise to write you fully illustrated letters of poetic genius.


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