omg omg. afri-fricken-ca, baybehhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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So, here I am... with my Quaker/Mormon (she is both! what an amazing breed) roommate. It should definately be an interesting year for the both of us. The first evening of school there was a massive slip and slide outside of my window and all I could hear was the DJ playing awesome rap and yelling into the microphone "take off your shirt, baby ( Read more... )

If you're not busy around 6:45 this evening please come to the Iguana Mia in Fort Myers to help me eat my free birthday dinner!
Thanks Babies.

What? Lexxxis Birthday Bash/Kickball Game Extravaganza ( Read more... )

You stopped and pointed and you
said, "That's a crocus,"
And I said, "Whats a crocus?" and
you said, "It's a flower,"
I tried to remember, but I said,
"Whats a flower?"
You said, "I still love you."

Hanky Panky ( Read more... )

"It's like hanging out with two miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bumb into things. They laugh and cry and they urinate and vomit"

Johnny Depp On the joys of fatherhood

Man, I havent written in my livejournal in a long time and this is what I post. Kill me now.

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I <3 Meg I <3 Meg I <3 Meg I <3 Meg I <3 Meg I <3 Meg I <3 Meg I <3 Meg
Meghan (satinemynuts) is by far THE COOLEST person ever.
I love lurve her so very much.
She is my best friend now and I moved in with her.
How tight is that, dawg?
really tight

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