Wow.

[rosemary_dream]

Comments

[borogove13]

For fun and emphasis, maybe try a series of different perilous shots, like the DVD dangling over a pot of boiling water, tied to model railroad train-tracks with the train barreling down on it, on a plate with garnish in front of a faceless fat man wearing a lobster bib and holding a knife and fork, tied to a table under a swinging pendulum, etc. Oh, and for the emotional sting, I'd add the guy's name after "save me".

[rosemary_dream]

Unfortunately, the picture/ransom note is already in the mail. However, I shall keep your suggestions in mind for future blackmail/date invitations.

[guacamoleog]

I can't see the picture! *weep*