From a previous blog,
Thursday, January 19, 2006
I Have NO Penis so Stop

FIRST DRAFT
I receive erection e-mails.
Unsubscribe me.
I have no Penis.

Nor do I have a boyfriend
That has a Penis
That would need advice about
Erections.

SECOND DRAFT
I receive erection e-mails.
Unsubscribe me. Please.
I have no Penis. I am Female.

I do not date penises that fail
that ( Read more... )

From a previous Blog,
Sunday, January 15, 2006

Tripping

"And if you don't love me, let me go." The decemberists have always helped me. "I am a writer. Writer of fictions. I am the heart that you call home. I've written pages, upon pages, trying to rid you from my bones."

There's something about listening to music late at night, alone in your room, ( Read more... )

From a previous blog,
Monday, December 12, 2005

Honey Honey Comb Ride

On your Mark, ready, set, Let's Go.
Ryan Bench's profile began my downfall.
I have been listening to one song on repeat for the past four hours.  Having only realized this recently, I started to question the significance of the situation. In all ( Read more... )

From a previous blog,
February 08, 2006,
Star Dust


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Here is another blog of mine I started while living at the Halfway House.  There are only two entrees (Crab Halibut con Brussel Sprouts per favore) but I tend to appreciate having numerous loci for to invent myself.

http://thousandnudebooks.blogspot.com/

To highlight my armpit accomplishments I have promoted myself to executive model by premiering in a personal photo shoot to show off my sexy self.


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I have not shaved my underarm hair in two months.

Most responses will be: Ugh, gross, why?, interesting, 'that Chessa.'
My mom's response: You are going to shave for the wedding in August, right?

I have always questioned the origins of shaving and why women did this.  I have always known its origins were cosmetic.  An approach for convincing or ( Read more... )

It is early yet in the day and my dream from the previous night, or more literally, this morning, still resonates.  A strange dream--one I wish to forget, but will not because of its meaning.

I would like to discuss guilefull or false wisdom.

This virtue, should I call it that, or thing called Wisdom is traditionally esteemed to the elderly, the ( Read more... )

 For those who may or may not read this, or merely for myself, I write.  It is the thing which produces tangible thought.  A letter, word, sentence, phrase, aphorism, quotation; this grammar lexicon or this writer's lexicon: alliteration, metaphor, symbology, mythology, hermeneutics, ontology--the thingness in things.  This life.  These humans.   ( Read more... )

So you're moving to California then.  Good for you.  You should bode well riding a small frame bike with pegs attached, carrying your board beneath your arm.  All that vegetarian smack you're talking about fits perfectly.  Now you can grab a girl by the hair and sit her down.  "sit bitch." Watch the sunset together or some shit.  When you're ( Read more... )