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I Write Fanfic Meme
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Totally stole this who memed this from
angelus2hot.
1. Describe your comfort zone-a typical you-fic.
I tend to descibe rooms more than I should. I flipped out when Daniel J moved home!
2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?
Oh, god. *winces* Vala/Baal.
3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?
Anything to do with tentacles in places. Hentai has ruined animated sci-fi for me.
4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?
*blows raspberry* I'm so fucked in the head right now, Daniel/Vala/Baal threesomes are goin' on in my head right now, guys.
5. Share one of your strengths.
I speak with Vala's accent daily.
6. Share one of your weaknesses.
I don't own a computer so I can only troll on public ones. *SMH*
7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
"Vala watches him leave, despair settling in immediately.
Drinking away her sorrows until midnight comes, she hates that fact she is carrying his child.
Because she can't run away from what is inside her."
Because I destroyed so many fan's minds with this.
8. Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
"Well, well isn't this naughty?"
"Yes, it is. Which is why we need to stop."
Because the witch of the wilds AKA Morrigan on Dragon Age uses 'well, well'.
AFTER I wrote my thingy!
9. Which fic has been the hardest to write?
The Funeral of Hearts.
10. Which fic has been the easiest to write?
Planet X.
11. Is writing your passion or just a fun hobby?
I write becasue I'm happy. I'm happy becasue I write.
12. Is there an episode above all others that inspires you just a little bit more?
Unending. It destroys me each time I watch it. So I watch it a lot.
13. What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across?
- Show, don't tell.
- When writing sex, fuck your reader, instead concentrate on fucking yourself.
14. What’s the worst writing advice you’ve ever come across?
THIS DOUCHEBAG 15. If you could choose one of your fics to be filmed, which would you choose?
My first ever Stargate fic called 'Planet X'.
I watched Prof Brian Cox to inspire me on correct scientific terms O:)
16. If you only could write one pairing for the rest of your life, which pairing would it be?
Daniel/Vala. duh
17. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
Me like books.
18. Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines?
I don't own a laptop I sometimes have to use this fucking thing called a pen and an abomination called a notebook.
19. Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse?
Have you ever seen a chick on telly called Claudia Black? Yeah? Good.
20. Describe your perfect writing conditions.
No distractions
21. How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?
I don't revise.
22. Choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit it into your current writing style.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S AN ANTAGONIST?!
23. If you were to revise one of your older fics from start to finish, which would it be and why?
UGH
24. Have you ever deleted one of your published fics?
FUCK NO
25. What do you look for in a beta?
What's a beta?
26. Do you beta yourself? If so, what kind of beta are you?
Never beta-ed before
27. How do you feel about collaborations?
FUN
28. Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.
@Campypornshack - fucking fanfiction fangirl times
@IMFrellingWonko - randomess
@Spacegypsy1 - off world fics are beautiful and they remind me of the first 3 seasons of Stargate SG'1
29. If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?
None, never. Never ever .
30. Do you accept prompts?
I can't guarantee I'd ever finish a request so I don't personally ask for prompts.
31. Do you take liberties with canon or are you very strict about your fic being canon compliant?
What's canon?!
32. How do you feel about smut?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
33. How do you feel about crack?
Crystal meth FTW!
34. What are your thoughts on non-con and dub-con?
Rape requires a content warning. Warn for that shit.
35. Would you ever kill off a canon character?
Marty Lloyd ;)
36. Which is your favorite site to post fic?
my AO3 author page 37. Talk about your current WiPs.
3 TOO FUCKING MANY!
38. Talk about a review that made your day.
I love when readers engage in dialog with me in feedback, even when it's not about my story.
39. Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them?
KILL THEM, KREE, JAFFA
40. Write an alternative ending to [insert fic title] (or just the summary of one).