Man, I feel like a woman.

[ross12055]

If the gradual return of my vigour for making self derogatory gay jokes didn't convince you

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[anonymous]

wow. thats exactly what i call my mUm, in pretty much the same stupid voices. i also call her mabe (short for mabel) at times, because her name is sue

[ross12055]

you rebel! its true though. dave is the name of the generic bloke in every pub who sells discount electronic appliances

the question you need to be asking yourself is this. could your dad secretly have a gun you dont know about?

incidentally i call my dad fred. obviously thats because his name is garry

[rojodiablo]

Happy ross makes me happy.

Cute mention in your last entry too.

There is a van transporting huge concrete cylinders out on the road. I'm confused by them. Who needs 3 metre wide hollow cylinders of concrete? Perhaps they're installing a piping system to transport Whales, that would be nice.

Running with your gay theme: don't turn gay. Boys are stupid. Never trust them.

[ross12055]

i was thinking more effeminite than gay really. i should probably stop associating the 2 as im sure most gays are butch moustachios, or maybe even normal people

3 metres is quite big.. maybe theyre secretly making an equivalent of the channel tunnel to america!