To... m.groening@20thcenturyfox.com ( Read more... )

Jamie said "Take ten people and write something about them. Don't say who you've written about. Some are real people here who don't read this, others people who live behind computer screens and do. Feel free to get all paranoid/have egogasms over who you think you are ( Read more... )

i just started typing a boring story about my weekend, but fuck that. ill just rant ( Read more... )

for no apparent reason, somebody decided to send around a chain mail of "post 5 songs beginning with this letter, then pass another letter on to all your friends, but only if they want to do it ( Read more... )

Last week I spent a couple of hours trying to learn how to use c ( Read more... )

If the gradual return of my vigour for making self derogatory gay jokes didn't convince you ( Read more... )

My life is about as dull as a dirty matt photo in a badly lit room ( Read more... )

This is kind of embarrasing, but i pretty much told you to fuck off last time i was drunk and emo, and i secretly felt guilty ever since. So as i could never admit to liking you or apologise, or talk to you when not spoken to first, just make what you will of the fact i made a lj post (and just in case youre confused, no i dont secretly love you- ( Read more... )

A couple of years ago was last Saturday. I finished my last exam and there it was- eternal freedom (let's arbitrarily call the start of october eternity). At 11:39 I opened my first Guinness of the day, and by noon I was on my third and eating fairly decent food. Eight cans and a bottle of wine later, I woke up the next morning feeling fine, mainly ( Read more... )

Why have I made such a mess of my life? I try to forget the stupid mistakes I've made, but the physical symtpoms of the depression are far too hasty to remind me. The heavy heart; the tightened stomach; the heavy lungs that never seem to satisfy my desire for oxygen; the tight throat that probably doesn't do much to help them; feverish heat and ( Read more... )