sending out resumes daily...can i be a millionaire yet?

anways, never put these up

( we love to be clever )

and now like the man in a one bedroom apartment i lay here broken and torn. nothing in this room is mine any longer. within a few months someone else will be creating memories and stories in what was once my bed. this room was living and breathing with soul and personality and now that the time has come to part, i'm not sure i want to. leaving ( Read more... )

i met a sorority girl and kissed her sorority lips and held her sorority hand, and then she took me back to her sorority house (DG YEAH!!) where we discussed her sorority life and i looked in her sorority eyes and she brought her sorority face close to mine and in this intimate moment she whispered to me ( Read more... )

you lounge on the edge of fountains
dangling grapes above your lips.
you lend advice with your free hand
while spitting out the pits.

you've exhausted everyone's resources, can't you see ( Read more... )

skipped class today and went to venice beach. laid in the sun, threw the frisbee, felt really damn good about myself.

i love this weather.

I spent Sunday running around in the sun playing football, throwing a frisbee, and slip n sliding. Yeah, you read that right, SLIP N SLIDING! So amazing. I was seriously transported back to my childhood where worries did not exist and the most important thing was then and there. All day in the beautiful sun...everyone enjoyed it. Finish the ( Read more... )

Sorry, but this must be saved.
i can't believe i wrote this, i have no memory of writing this away message. what the hell does it mean?

toedip411: my love goes out to alll babbies birn itno an unnatural childhood !!!

thankfully. it wasn't worth the nails and squints ( Read more... )

We here at the Sleepytime Gorilla Museum sincerely embrace the hope that the new year will deliver more happiness and more prosperity for more people than the one with which we have just finished. In spite of our lingering suspicion that it will bring increased prosperity for only a very few people, and, in spite of our conviction that a new year ( Read more... )