Merlin on a bloody cross the only fucking decent thing about Seattle is the coffee, it rains more then a baby pisses in a diaper ( Read more... )

Fucking hell on a bleeding cross, need to buy one of these bloody zombie alarms http://www.loris.net/zombie/c off the interweb!! bloody dead man walking came in her got himself right pissed then proceeded to trash the entire pub ( Read more... )

Fuck the micro brewer decided to explode right in the middle of our New Year's shin dig last night, fucking clouds of fucking Crucio beer every where ( Read more... )

haAPPPDJJY bloouuryy nenww yeamr,..!!!

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Christmas is the best drinking day of the year, the whole bar is filled with lonely sods who have no where else to go ( Read more... )

God I'm sick of all this damned petty rivalry in the drinking business, seems to me that if my pub happens to be in Scotland it's only fair that my business should take care of weddings that occur in Scotland ( Read more... )