Socks

[rottenrosier]

(Hey, all! I'm Neri, and I'm new. I will post a proper intro on the OOC page. ^_^)

My roommates have been driving me mad. Yaxley leaves his dirty, smelly socks everywhere and has lately begun amusing himself by levitating them onto my head whenever I am trying to read. If the git refuses to cease and desist, I will be forced to poison his pumpkin

Comments

[sothis_]

Oh, so that's why you smell?

[rottenrosier]

I imagine so. A pity that you have no such excuse.

[sothis_]

Oh, the socks thing was just an excuse then? It's okay, Rossy, I won't tell anyone. Cross hearts and whatnot.

[ooc]A homophobe and snap-wit. :D Ehhhhcellent.

[rottenrosier]

I want nothing to do with your sort of whatnot, Black.

(I like Siri. *cuddles him*)

[Private to Rosier]

[sev_hates_you]

Odd?

Yaxley is a complete moron. Try a diluted essence of belladonna in his pumpkin juice if you'd like to merely scare him at first. If that doesn't help, I'd gladly provide you with whatever you'd need.

Re: [Private to Rosier]

[rottenrosier]

I'll keep that in mind. If he levitates another sock on my head, I swear, we need to do something about it. Even looking at him makes me feel ill.

Re: [Private to Rosier]

[sev_hates_you]

Try to avoid looking at him. It'll do wonders for your health.