If I hear one more person whine about schoolwork, I'll cut both of my ears off. Honestly, when will you people give it a rest? Teachers are meant to teach classes, in the hopes that some of you oafs absorb their lessons. Homework and assignments ensure that they've gotten the message through your thick skulls.

Fortunately enough, I've managed to ( Read more... )

Son,

Your mother and I were greatly concerned by your most recent letter. Do not forget who or what you are. You have a destiny to fulfill, just as Muggles are destined to breed like rats. The extinguishment of such filth has always been your future - it is imperative that you carry on the Rosier name, and bear it proudly.

Dispense of any foolish ( Read more... )

(Hey, all! I'm Neri, and I'm new. I will post a proper intro on the OOC page. ^_^)

My roommates have been driving me mad. Yaxley leaves his dirty, smelly socks everywhere and has lately begun amusing himself by levitating them onto my head whenever I am trying to read. If the git refuses to cease and desist, I will be forced to poison his pumpkin ( Read more... )