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I called him, and it lasted longer than 5.2 seconds, so she'd better be happy.

Dear Mom,

I can do without the million and one calls reminding me that Father's Day is this coming Sunday.

Your Loving Son,

Oshitari Kenya.

Shit.

I didn't do it, and someone needs to restock the goddamn coffee.

I will not repeat this routine ever again.

And if you say one word I will might deck you.

Son of a bitch.

If anyone asks, I definitely did not do it. Whatever it might be.

And if you aren't I'll just go buy my own.

Fuck, but I feel good.

Kuranosuke,

( I )

Yo, Hikaru.

Got plans this weekend?

( Kuranosuke )