Happy Birthday, Hikaru.

Dear Sexy Ninja Babe,

I'm stealing you tonight.

Yours,

Kenya Oshitari

Guitar Hero + penis straws = best birthday ever!

So, which of you wants to play against me now?

You forgot, didn't you?

All of you forgot.

Listen up!

Everybody, and I mean every-last-body (this means you Saeki) is banned from the house tonight, except for Kuranosuke.

Dear Kuranosuke,

There's a movie playing this weekend that I want to see. Would you like to go with me?

Sincerely Yours,
Kenya Oshitari.

Someone had better be fucking happy that I'm bothering with this.

Happy Birthday, man.

Okay, who stole it?

I want my blanket back, damn it.

Why?

Dear Sexy Ninja Babe,

You + Me + Goofy Ass Ninja Movies, yes/no?

Yours,

Kenya Oshitari.