SpinDaRecrdRound (5:42:55 PM): omgz wats ur asl ( Read more... )

Goddamnit! Goddamnit!! Nice, right? Nice. Okay. One second. One second. This nic we are talking about here... "don't be nice, Jack." This "nice" has a bad name... to say the goddamn least. Women, to generalize, hate nice... no, no, they like it in clerks, they like it in auto mechanics... but... nice guys finish last, right? Why? Because "nice" is ( Read more... )

People should not view death as an oppurtunity to hop on the bandwagon ( Read more... )

Coming down off of a 3 week high and returning to my normal state of emotional indifference and nihilism is pretty gut wrenching. I might be out of the loop for a while...

Everything everyone has ever said about nice guys finishing last is absolutely true ( Read more... )

How was my trip to Mexico, is the question I know you're all wondering. Well, I'll tell you, in the best way I possibly can ( Read more... )

I ordered Snakes on a Plane on DVD

DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME

Ok...I've had this gut feeling that having a woman as a president would be a terrible idea, and I've never been able to pin down why. The other day I figured it out ( Read more... )

After having a couple brief discussions, I just want to clarify the last post was a joke. I don't care if our president is man, woman, black, white, Jew, Muslim, queer as a 3 dollar bill, Mormon (well, alright, Mormons are a little weird), whether they're packin' it down below or they drive a tank around to compensate for their tiny phallice, if he ( Read more... )

While everyone else was enjoying their day off and out being teenagers on a Saturday night, I went to Costco with my mom, wrote a fucking awesome essay on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, and wound down with my brand new Chicago/Earth Wind And Fire DVD.

All in all, a pretty fuckin good day.