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Omegle is wonderful
Stranger: hi asl ( Read more... ) -
O hai
Sup birthday? I didn't see you there. Come on in, birthday! Make yourself at home. By my count... this is your twentieth stop here. Oh, no, I didn't mean anything by that birthday! I absolutely adore your visits! You are a pretty cool guy!
In case that was too stupid or too vague to be worth reading, I turned 20 today! -
Every once in a while maybe I do a good thing!
SECRET NAME (5:45:55 PM): I s'pose although I am in kind of horrible spirits so I might not enjoy them so much ( Read more... ) -
I watched the news today, oh boy
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS A FAMILY WITH 17 KIDS AND THE MOTHER IS PREGNANT AND THEY HAVE A REALITY TV SHOW COMING OR MAYBE ALREADY ON I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS CALLED 17 AND COUNTING OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT AND THE PARENTS' REASON FOR DOING THIS SHOW IN SPITE OF THEIR TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES (I.E., BULLSHIT) IS THAT THEY "WANT TO SHOW ( Read more... ) -
Nobody reads this anyway, so time for me to autofellate!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452946 is hilarious. You should watch it. Also, you should note that a lot of reviews are like "OH NOEZ THEY SAID A RACIAL SLUR." Somebody responded in a review, asking why it is ok for black people to say the n-word and why other ( Read more... ) -
GXPERT
TRULY A FANTASTIC -
Guys,
I have a confession to make ( Read more... ) -
Fuck.
So, I got called in for jury duty. I have to delay it because of school. I have to do it within the next year. I am going on vacation in August and September is too risky what-with school starting near the end of it. So I went for July. Then I realized that if I end up stuck in a trial, so much for working in Dr. Wamser's lab. Which I really ( Read more... ) -
Basically the best thing ever holy shit
el trebek: basically I won at chemistry professor
WrathOfBlade: oh man, is this one of those "Chemistry Stories"?
el trebek: this morning he was all "Yeah my mom who is 94 is in intensive care and my dad is going to go into assisted living (also 94) so I won't be here after Wednesday's class."
el trebek: and I was like "shit :el trebek: because I ( Read more... )
