SUN/PISCES ( Read more... )

"CM" (my best work friend) got her new boobs yesterday so I was thinking I would stop by her house after work and take her some flowers or something.

What does a person give a friend who gets new boobs?

FOR TODAY ( Read more... )

I picked up some Chinese food for lunch today. On my way back to the office I decided to eat my fortune cookie....

"A frown keeps others away,
So smile today."

Then guess what. When I opened my sack to take out my styrofoam container that held my rice and chicken there was ANOTHER fortune cookie. I got two fortunes in one day.....Lucky me!

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Written by: Keni Thomas/Billy Montana/Brent Maher
Sung by: Keni Thomas
Guest Vocals: Vince Gill & Emmylou HarrisNo one raised their hand that day when they asked for volunteers ( Read more... )

The other day my darling (now 14 years old) son leaned over my shoulder as I was checking my emails and he asked me:

"Why do all of your friends have super hero names?"After I quit laughing it got me to thinking about my on-line friends and wondering how/why they chose the email/lj names they have ( Read more... )

Beware, Rowan. Creative efforts involving modern technology, such as computer graphics, recording, or filmmaking, might suffer today from the old cliche of "too many cooks spoiling the stew." Everyone has a different idea of how things should be handled. Is this your project? If so, make sure everyone knows you're the boss! Do you have partners? ( Read more... )

You know who you are.....CRACKER CRUMB ASS!

You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed Anytime
Barbara Mandrell

Hello baby
I'm sorry I said the things I did.
It was a silly fight.
I was wrong you were right.
What I really mean to say is...

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby ( Read more... )

You will find yourself working quite well with any group today, Rowan. You will find that there is a greater connection between you and the people around you. Make sure, however, that you ground your relationship on something meaningful; otherwise, you may find that you have built a whole reality out of something that doesn't really exist. Be true ( Read more... )

Picture this ( Read more... )