Um, Meyer's abstinence metaphor gets pretty creepy if you take it too literally. Er, she's talking about his teeth! Yes. Totally teeth.
There was a guy in my second fiction workshop with Brkic who turned in a story about some woman's cabbage patch (by which I mean ladyparts) randomly becoming a venus flytrap-like thing and killing the main character through the sex they were having at that moment. (At least, I think I remember it killing him. Possibly it just turned him into a eunuch.)
It made us all exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds like it would.
Perhaps? I have vague memories of there being vine tattoos leading up to the, er, part in question. Possibly there was a comparison to the ultraviolet markings on flowers that bees follow. I know you were in that class, but yeah, good idea to block it out.
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There was a guy in my second fiction workshop with Brkic who turned in a story about some woman's cabbage patch (by which I mean ladyparts) randomly becoming a venus flytrap-like thing and killing the main character through the sex they were having at that moment. (At least, I think I remember it killing him. Possibly it just turned him into a eunuch.)
It made us all exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds like it would.
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Cabbage Patch dolls: RUINED FOREVER??
It made us all exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds like it would.
BWAHAHAHHA! Sad thing is... there's a whole trope for that! What is *wrong* with the world?!
(Our class had a story detailing the sex life of a lust-ridden family dog. But at least it was a comedy.)
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If only the rest of the world had a similar problem...
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