The Aristocrats

[rowen0fstrata]

So this guy walks into a talent agency and says to the talent agent “Have I got the GREATEST act for YOU”! And the talent agent says “Well okay, what do you do”? And the guy says “It’s great you’re gonna love it, it’s a family act. It goes a little something like this...

The red curtains open and there’s me standing in the middle of the stage,

Comments

if that doesn't win best picture I'm going to rape something

[captaincanada]

Nice usage of the opening rabbit and the skulls in the assholes. The grandpa seemed last minute though.

A MINUS

Re: if that doesn't win best picture I'm going to rape something

[rowen0fstrata]

Hey man, it's hard to do! You're just supposed to come up with a constant flow of dialogue/text without taking time to think!

[david_deacon]

". . . 'Hollaback Girl' by Gwen Stefani . . . "

That's disgusting.

[ferrari_iidx]

South Park...?

Seeing as I could only stomach reading the first few lines, you seemed to go into much more detail than the original...

[ixletxgo]

nononono its NOT from south park

[rowen0fstrata]

Yeah it's actually not from South Park. It's actually an super-old running joke among comedians/stand-up comedians, where there is a default beginning and end, and the whole middle is completely improv. How South Park picked it up or even heard about it is beyond me.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808667180

There's the movie about the joke, which just came out a few weeks ago. See it. It's the funniest thing you'll ever see.

[ferrari_iidx]

They made a MOVIE about the joke? Well... it's not exactly my kind of humor anymore, but ehhhhh... with such great reviews... maybe.

(I knew of the joke and some of its history, coupled with it's recent popularity from South Park, but didn't know the origin [brulesque routine? geez] nor did I have any clue they made a film for it)

Crazy...

[nukufox]

hawt

[litajup657]

Bravo, that fucking rocked. It'd rock more if some situations fit more to the anatomy/physiology of humans.

I don't get where the cum came from in the beginning tho hahaha

[rowen0fstrata]

I knew you'd be able to appreciate it.