In case any of you haven't heard, Crash did win tonight at the Oscars fort Best Picture.

Do you know what that means?

That's right. You'll have to hear it again.

I FULLY take credit for ANY of you liking Crash. I saw it before you. I knew about it before you. I liked it before you. I told anyone and everyone about it. You. Fucking. Suck ( Read more... )

In 2005 I...

-Made stupid decisions
-Lost a great love =(
-Learned so much from many mistakes
-Got 100x hotter
-Went through the worst times of my entire life
-Went through the best times of my entire life
-Made two amazing new best friends <3 ( Read more... )

Ahh, a day on the town...

Instead of generically wishing everyone a merry christmas, I'm just going to say that I'm tired of seeing pictures of male jocks with their shirts off on Myspace. This isn't the fuckin' 90's and no one cares about being "ripped" anymore you polo-shirt gelled-hair beer-buddy faggots. GOD I love being skinny in this day and age ( Read more... )

Guitar Hero for fuckin' life.

Best movie of the yesr besides Crash.

You fucking Harry Potter four-faggots.

And I am SO fucking glad I was THE first to know about this movie, and had been anticipating it heavily for 9 months now.

You fucking poser motherfuckers. God you piss me off so much.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Happy fucking Thanks.

OH MR. MITCHUM. YOU KEEP ME SO CLEAN AND DRY. OH MR. MITCHUM.

What kind of deodorant do YOU smelly faggots use?

And don't worry, replying doesn't automatically make you a smelly faggot, scaredies.

FUCK ( Read more... )

Black stand-up comics won't shut the fuck up about sports and how "different" and "unfair" thier race is treated. Just like how older-aged stand-up comics won't shut the fuck up about politics.

Fuck sports.

Fuck racial complaining.

AND FUCK POLITICS.

I could make an impact on stand-up comedy in a second, you unfunny faggots.

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