I'm sitting here, on a saturday evening, about as deathly sick as a 6-year old girl on AIDS. That's right. I said "On" the AIDS virus. She doesn't just "have" it. She's "on" it. And that "she" is me right now, to tell you the truth. I'm deathly sick, like I always seem to be. I'm forced to sit here on my day off from work, a saturday of all ( Read more... )

My birthday ends today, with my actual day of birth.

Thank you everyone, family, friends, loved ones, for the best three-day celebration of Sean Curtis anyone has ever witnessed.

May I never perish.

My birthday starts today.

I would like to take this time out of this...time...to remind everyone:

My Birthday Is On The 25th (12 Days)

Celebration on the 24th (as always).

Up until today, I believed I was dealing with the fact of a sudden loss of a girlfriend after 3 long years, the feeling of slowly drifting away from a best friend and no longer having that someone to really talk with, my entire family amotionally pressuring me to magically find out exactly what I want to do with the rest of my life, being ( Read more... )

Right now, I'm proud to say that I am reading various versions of The Aristocrats joke here in the school library, RIGHT next to an attractive girl who, just 10 minutes ago, was clearly hitting on me ( Read more... )

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-Steal Me
-Eternal
-The Squid and The Whale

So this guy walks into a talent agency and says to the talent agent “Have I got the GREATEST act for YOU”! And the talent agent says “Well okay, what do you do”? And the guy says “It’s great you’re gonna love it, it’s a family act. It goes a little something like this...

The red curtains open and there’s me standing in the middle of the stage, ( Read more... )

Bubble.

Pop.

Elec.

Tric.