Operation Screw All The Babies

[rowenaraven13]

Since according to Sally Saver, I'm out to "screw her baby out of diapers."

Milk

Step 1: Kill all cows
Step 2: Smash all boobies
Step 3: Charge for formula

Diapers

Step 1: Burn all cotton like in Gone with the Wind
Step 2: Charge for disposable diapers

Baby FoodStep 1: Bribe FDA to say all fruits and vegetables pureed at home are toxic to

Comments

[isitnotnifty]

Great plan.

[isitirony]

Pretty much brilliant.

[rubnuminc]

Masha linked me to this page!
I have no idea what I'm looking at!
Have a nice day!

[krsaskaya]

They don't know me >_>!

However, this plan IS brilliant. l2read! >:CCC