The jangling alarm startled Matt from his sleep, which was most unfortunate because if anyone knows Matt, sleep was something in short supply as both a rower and a college student. Falling out of his extremely elevated bed, Matt pulled on clothes with that fucking annoying alarm still going off. He just wanted to smash that fuckin...anyway, his ( Read more... )

I'm only doing this because my friend Young Yoon has one and I must admit his is quite funny. Personally, if an Asian dude can be witty I assume that I, as a jew-ish male, have much more natural skill, one might even call it intuition. What Asian comedians are there? That shitty singer from American idol? Yeah, fuck that. I got like Woody ( Read more... )