I make out with a lot of skanky chicks. A LOT of them. They’re also really hot. The upside is obvious, but the downside is that my indiscriminate sexual practices will eventually lead to a few of those diseases you always see on brochures at the clinic. (Yeah, free condoms!) Unfortunately, I’ll be spreading my cooties nationwide, since I’m not ( Read more... )

Any real man knows that he is nothing if he does not karaoke. In Japan, karaoke skills are held above the ability to conceive children. But it isn’t just about the ability to sing in key or even know the correct words that creates a Karaoke star, it’s about the atmosphere you create as a performer. In the end it all comes down to song selection: ( Read more... )

The Lovers ( Read more... )

We are the music makers ( Read more... )

I'm goin' 'round the world,I got to find my girl, on my way. I've been this way ten years to the day,gotta find the queen of all my dreams...

Day 138: Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science.

Dr. Phillip J. Smithenzabeneiter

interesting...

"So was I once myself a swinger of birches. And so I dream of going back to be. It's when I'm in weary of considerations, and life is too much like a pathless wood where your face burns and tickles with the cobwebs broken across it, and one eye is weeping from a twig's having lashed across it open. I'd like to get away from earth awhile and then ( Read more... )

When I was a kid I couldn't wait to use condoms. I used to carry one around in my wallet in 7th grade, anxiously anticipating the day I would finally unwrap it like a glorious birthday, Christmas and Hanukah present all rolled into one. As I've grown up, I still have an intense relationship with my latex friend, but it's more of a love-hate deal. ( Read more... )

04/05/06, consecutive date, cloudy misconceptions of should-be sun-ray ridden days. Mother Nature's a tease and I am easily aroused. Vampish bitch!, leaving me achingly angry and deeply dispirited with blue balls and shattered expectations when her empty promises of warmpth and spring-shine yield instead ironic chills from the cold and cumulonimbus ( Read more... )

Well kids, Spring is here and we all know that the changing of the seasons can only mean one thing: I only have three months to get in shape for summer. That’s right, because if I want to be that guy at the summer barbecue who has his shirt off for no apparent reason, I’m going to have to drop a few pounds to get in peak physical condition. Yes, ( Read more... )

Day 96: I seem to be in some kind of cave where flying worm like creatures seem to thrive on glowing crystals. They don't seem to be paying any attention to me what-so-ever, I don't even know if they detect my existence. Ever since I began exploring this cave months ago I have found myself in a realm of ever increasing oddities. Hopefully, no ( Read more... )