Absynthe is a terrible, horrible drink made of lucifer's urine. I used to think I had tried and done everything, well almost anything, jaded by life, but that was before I drank absynthe. Now I know why all those European artists went insane and I also know why I now hate my body. I think 99% of what you hear is probably true, don't drink it and ( Read more... )

"We loved with a love that was more than love." -Poe

New Zealand is awesome for those of you who read this back home. This is one of the few serious entries I've writen, points to moi ( Read more... )

Sex has always been a strange subject for me because I've always received so many contrasting views. My parents usually shared a coherent answer to other questions, but I was shocked to find so much dissidence when it came to explaining the origin of my species. My Mother, a feminist lawyer, immediately pulled out nursing books, complete with ( Read more... )

Dreaming

Turned off my computer and went to sleep

climbed into bed

got ready for bed

1) Save money by buying condoms and lube in bulk. Those vending machines are such a waste of money. Don't get caught unprepared. If you know you're going to be using a lot of condoms, stock up. If you're not sure, think positive; maybe having a stash of them will inspire you to get busy. And you can never have too much lube. Even if you don't have ( Read more... )

What Not To Do In Bed (Mom, don't read ( Read more... )