So I was at home watching Portugal beat England (FUCK YEAH!) and I notice I have a small little dot of blood on my arm so Im like ehhhh
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I recently had an episode with my insulin pump. The spot where I injected just started gushing and squirting blood everywhere. I have blood all over my pants and shirt, and my parents just tell me I'm fine. Apparently they thought I was wearing red shorts that day
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germany hasn't lost a game haha.
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haha even your own body knows your an ass and its tired of your shit.
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but you didnt die, so we can laugh at it now.
"Cesar! you sprung a leak!" is what Id say to that.
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