I hate train rides.
More to the point, I hate everyone.
To use a more unmitigated wording: I hate everything.

I'll be out of the office this weekend ( Read more... )

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I will be out of my office this morning; should you need anything, please leave a written statement upon my desk. Do not hesitate under any conditions to do your duty with your Colonel out; should you need approval, oversight, answers to questions, profound psychological issues, the inclusion of an adhesive bandage on our office budget from a paper ( Read more... )

Today while reading the paper during a perfectly legitimate, brief and scheduled break, I found the following and will be posting it on the office bulletin board.

The newspaper clipping

Gentlemen, surely one of you is decent enough to have a birthday approaching?

Of course, it's illegal to immitate military dress on military grounds therefore such ( Read more... )

Today, I purchased candy.

Tomorrow, I act.