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How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
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How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
I received a message by owl from my father tonight. Apparently he's about to conclude a big deal with Whittington Industries and special treatment of Hector Whittington's daughter here at PUMPA could sweeten things for him. He says he knows I'll "do the right thing".
Now my trust fund is sacrosanct. I will do anything and everything in my power to ( Read more... ) -
Forfeit High and Rising
One of the students didn't show up for her duel today and Charles Carroll got a place on the team because of her forfeit. There's been more than the usual amount of paranormal activity going on, so much so that the Offensive magic building has been cordoned off, and I hope nothing bad has happened to her. Mostly because she's hot and I may have ( Read more... ) -
Your dueling will judged by me and my vast expertise of dueling technique
Time for the dueling club to pick its annual intervarsity and interschool teams ( Read more... ) -
Manure! I hate manure!
So after a hard day's football practice and trying to make my offensive magic even more offensive, I went back to my room and thought I'd kick back with a pre-Castro ( Read more... ) -
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you
Poll The Inevitable Mix-breed Poll -
Sunny side up, Sunny side down, Sunny side all the way around
So apparently there's some mix-breed in the school populace. Old Man McMillan is such a racist. No one had heard the rumor until he blabbed and instead of a small number of people whispering about this poor loser, now its got the whole campus talking. Nice going, lamebrain. I'll get my father to have words with the dean about his tenure ( Read more... ) -
She's not that kind of a girl, Booger
One of the good things about my family having donated so much money to PUMPA is that my room on the top floor of the dormitory offers such a commanding view of the quadrangle. As I sipped my cognac I was able to see the trouble the recent fairy breakout caused on the campus. After the vermin were contained, I sauntered down to inspect the damage ( Read more... )