- leave 10 am w/ wongies for our flight at 11 am ( Read more... )

January: so new years eve, i was suppose to meet matt for dinner but he stood me up, at first i was pissed, then i got worried cuz i hadnt heard from him, but around midnight i did and he was sick. so thats that ( Read more... )

i just want to write about how much fun last night was ( Read more... )

thanksgiving was good ( Read more... )

Find a guy who calls you retarded instead of sweet, Who fakes static when you call him, Who will lie in your bed and act like they're sleeping so they don't have to listen, Who not only doesn't answer your phone calls-but directs them straight to voicemail, or Who will stay awake and watch howard stern just so you fall asleep. Wait for the boy who ( Read more... )

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk ( Read more... )

it was a big weekend. papa turned 75 and grandma and papa had their 50th anniversary. its amazing if u think about it. i hope i live to experience those things ( Read more... )

Brad: sarah how was your weekend?
Sarah: I got injured.
Brad: but how was your weekend?
Sarah: I hurt my knee.
Brad: how was your Friday night with matt?
Sarah: OHHH! We had a sleepover.
Brad: A SLEEPOVER! a sleepover, eh. That’s what youre calling it.
Sarah: shhh, laurens sleeping.
Brad: what about gundy. He was sleeping I feel bad for him.

>>WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH ( Read more... )

calories Burned During Sex ( Read more... )