My town is about as big as
the quarter that it's featured on.
I could crush it with my thumb / luckily I'm rather tall
We are a magazine that lies;
we promise water slides annnnnd smiles.
When in actuality
we are nothing of the sort.
And no,
you did not hear about us,
not from the story books;
our amusement parks are liquor stores.On summer
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