Ronald McDonald is SO stupid...

[rskm1]

How stupid IS he?

Ronald McDonald is so stupid, he pays people to take extra hamburger.
Seriously.  Being a hamburglar isn't even a crime anymore.

Do the math with me here:
 .. Cheeseburger $.99
 .. Double Cheeseburger $1.00

Yeah, they're sacrificing quite a bit of profit margin to give you an extra patty and slice of cheese for a penny, but they're

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[theeris]

So, what does a hamburglar like yourself do now? Start robbing McDonald's at gunpoint? Kick Ronald in the gonads? Plant explosives at McDonald's headquarters?

[rskm1]

I dunno. I suppose I could get a real job. Or start stealin' DQ Blizzards, those damn things are worth a fortune. Except I'd have to change my name to The Blizzard Bandit, which is lame-o.

I suppose I could be The Salad Snatcher, but I hate lettuce. Pizzapilfer has potential though...

Or maybe I can start stealin' Mexican food instead. Ze Burrrito Bannndito arriba!

[redghost]

As much as I hate to admit, I eat their at least once a week, I usually get a double cheeseburger and small fry.

That place makes so much money, it's really not costing them, I'm sure their food Is cheap In bulk. Buying In bulk Is cheaper.

[blueyeddevil]

The last time I was in a McDonald's hamburgers cost $.49. Cheeseburgers were $.59. I always wondered why a slice of cheese cost $.10.

Yeah, I haven't been in a McDonald's in quite some time.